Topic: Your Parrott he is dead

[Clive]

> At dawn the telephone rings.
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> 'Hello Senor Dave, this is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.'
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> Ah yes !!  Ernesto, what can I do for you ?
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> Um !  I am just calling to advise you Senor Dave, that your parrot he is
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> My Parrottt is dead,  the one that won the International best of show
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> Si Senor that is the one.
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> Damn! Thats a pity !  I spent a small fortune on that bird.  How did he
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> From eating the rotten meat Senor.
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> Rotten Meat - Rotten meat, who has been feeding that prize bird rotten
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> No one Senor, he did it himself.
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> How on earth did he do that ?
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> He took it from the dead horse Senor.
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> Dead horse,  what dead horse Ernesto ?
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> Your thoroughbred Senor.
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> My THOROUGHBRED - my prize THOROUGHBRED is dead.
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> Yes Senor, from pulling the water cart.
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> Water Cart what the hell was my prize thoroughbred pulling a watercart
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> He was used to help put out the fire Senor.
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> Good Lord what are you talking about man ?
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> The fire at your villa Senor,  A candle fell and the curtains caught on
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> What the hell,  are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a
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> Yes, Senor Rod.
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> But we have electricity at the house what was the candle for. ?
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> For the funeral Senor Dave.
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> WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL
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> Your wife's Senor,  she showed up very late one night and I thought she
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> Super Quad 460 Driver.
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> SILENCE ..................Long  SILENCE.
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> Ernesto ......  if you've  broken  that driver,  your in deep s**t !!

[Simon]

[mistybear]

    Bloody typical. 

[Serenity]

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