One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a
beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, ?Bet
you $20 I can bite my eye.? The bartender scoffs and accepts. The man then
calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a
twenty. Later that night, after a few more beers, the man wanders back to the
bar and says rather drunkenly, ?Hey barkeep, bet you another $20 I can bite my
other eye.? Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man
has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his
false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over
another twenty. The man leaves and wanders around the bar as he drinks a few
more beers. He strolls back over to the bar, leaning on it, again and calls the
bartender, ?Hey, barkeep,? he burbles, ?I'll give you a chance to win year money
back plus. Bet you $100 if you put a shot glass on that end of the bar, and I
stood on this end, I could p**s into it and not spill a drop.? The bartender
eagerly accepts, knowing the feat to be impossible. The man wobbly climbs atop
the bar, zips down his fly and promptly p**ses all over the bar. He zips up,
sits down, slaps the $100 on the bar and laughs uproariously. ?What's so
funny?? says the barkeep, ?you just lost everything you won and more!? ?Well,?
giggles the man, ?I just bet those guys over there $200 that I could p**s all
over your bar and you wouldn't get angry.?
