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Offline mistybear

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Country Cemetery.
« on: May 26, 2008, 15:22 »
                                                                             Country Cemetery

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.

The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost, and being a typical man did not stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.

As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory"!

I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before, from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another,

"I ain't never seen anything like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Country Cemetery.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 17:20 »
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Re: Country Cemetery.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 17:47 »
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