Topic: Life could be worse.

[mistybear]

                                                                                    Life could be worse.

Life could be worse.

 

We all have bad days at times, and we are ready to quit our jobs.  Well, next time you have a day like that remember this.......

 

WHEN  you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the


thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. 


Be very sure you get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the


phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable


clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove


the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so


that it will not become chipped or broken...

 

Now

the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.


You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

 

'I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.'

[Clive]