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Offline Serenity

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Leather
« on: May 30, 2008, 22:45 »
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.
 
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all
 night long.
 
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
 
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'   >:-)

 

Offline Simon

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Re: Leather
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 00:01 »
:lol:
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Re: Leather
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 08:38 »
A very good clutch of jokes Serenity!   ;D

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Re: Leather
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 14:51 »
 :)x
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Re: Leather
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 20:32 »
 :rofl:


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