A Southern wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength, born of fury, and cutting
firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, and into the tool shed out
back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured
it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up
an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up cheater was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that
rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put
the saw in her husband's hand and said......
"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go
to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."