A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.
"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£16 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".
"What about this then?", says the husband. "£25 a week on makeup!!".
"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.
To which the husband shouts...
"What do you think the bloody lager was for!!!"