Sean and seamus had been asked to identify the body of their close pal Patrick who had perished in a terrible house fire.
I tink we could that for our man said Sean when asked,Oh to be sure we owe it to Paddy
So they went to the local morgue and the medical officer whipped back the sheet covering the late Patrick,
Turn him over said Seamus,he took a look and said,Sure thats not Patrick.
The medical officer was bemused and called in Sean,
Sean looked at the badly charred body and without even flinching at what he saw just made the same request.
Turn him over,took a look and said,Sure thats not our man at all,so it isnt.
The medical officer puuled back the sheet over the corps and was totally confused.
As the two men went to leave he called out.Excuse me how can you be sure this isnt Patrick,did he have a tatto or something on his bottom?
Seamus looked at him and replied No Patrick had to bottoms
The medical officer was stunned,but how do you know this for sure
Oh thats easy said Sean,whenever we were out with him,people used to shout out,
Here comes Paddy with those two a******es
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