Topic: Perfect mate

[Clive]

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be
musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

A cynical male listener overheard and spoke up, "Lady, what you really want is a television set!"

[Rik]

 

[mistybear]

And a couple of good batteries. (Or Rik with his copper top)