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Offline Clive

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barber's shop
« on: July 11, 2008, 16:32 »
A priest walks into a barber's shop and sits down. The barber gives him a nice haircut.
When the priest asks him how much the haircut will cost, the barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The priest thanks him and the next day the barber finds three bottles of wine on his front step.
Later that day a minister enters his shop to get his hair cut.
When the barber's done the minister asks him what the damage is.
 The barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The minister thanks him and the next day the barber finds three loaves of bread on the front step.
Later that day a rabbi walks in and sits down.
When the barber is done and the rabbi inquires about the cost, the barber replies, "I never charge a man who does God's work."
The rabbi thanks him and the next day the barber finds three rabbi's on his front step.

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Re: barber's shop
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 16:46 »
Very good :laugh:

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Re: barber's shop
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 18:33 »
The old ones are the best, Clive. ;D
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Re: barber's shop
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 15:11 »
 :laugh:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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