FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*****d. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK £300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 95p /lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. £1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married three months ago. Wife knows everything