Topic: A driller, geologist and an engineer

[Clive]

A driller, geologist and an engineer are all sentenced to death by guillotine.
The driller is up first. They put his head in and asked if he had any last
words, he said no. The pulled the cord and nothing happened. He was set free as
if the guillotine doesn’t work you are free to go. Next up is the geologist.
They put his head in and asked if he had any last words, he said no. The pulled
the cord and nothing happened. He was set free as if the guillotine doesn’t work
you are free to go. Finally the engineer is put into the guillotine and asked if
he has any last words. He says yes.... if you adjust the spring and tighten the
screw this thing will work...

[Rik]

Some people just can't help themselves, Clive.

[Simon]

 

[mistybear]