On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage
daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After
returning home, the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set
with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read: "Your dessert is in
the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we
wouldn't do!"
"I suppose," the husband responded, "we could vacuum . . ."