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Offline Clive

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Life on Mars
« on: July 08, 2008, 22:53 »
The year is 2222  and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier  miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market,  if they have laptop computers, how they make money,  etc.
Finally,  Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?'  asks Maureen.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap  partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a  teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says  Maureen.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still  narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
'Wow!'
She exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the  couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say  it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'
'It was  horrible,' he replies.
'All I got was a headache .
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.


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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 23:40 »
 :pmsl:
There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 23:40 »
Saw it coming a mile off, but...  :haha:
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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 09:27 »
Been slapped around Simon?   :haha:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 09:45 »
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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 10:14 »
 :P
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Re: Life on Mars
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 10:37 »
 :D :)x


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