Topic: Wee Johnny

[Camstop]

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Wee Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Wee Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Wee Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Wee Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Wee Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream shop. One is licking, one is biting and one is sooking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sooking the cone."

Wee Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."


Old but 

[mistybear]

 

[Rik]

Old but 

Aren't we all.

[Simon]

Speak for yourself, birthday boy! 

[Clive]

Oh happy birthday Rik!   

[Rik]

Thanks, Clive. Now, where did I put my bus pass...

[Clive]

I applied for mine nearly 3 weeks ago.   

[Rik]

You can remember that far back??

[Clive]

Struggling these days Rik.   

[Rik]

It's when you begin to forget where you've put the post-its that you know you're in trouble.

[Simon]

Or what you've put in the post! 

[Rik]

I thought that was normal?