A blonde goes to a chemist and asks for some rectal deodorant.
"Rectal deodorant? I don't think we have any," says the pharmacist.
"I always buy it here, you always have it," blonde responds.
Baffled, the pharmacist asks the blonde if she can have a look round the shelves and see if they can find it. Eventually, the blonde grabs a standard stick deodorant.
"See, I told you that you sold it!" she triumphantly declares.
The confused pharmacist says "But that's just normal deodorant - it's not rectal deodorant".
"It is," says the blonde, "See - it says here 'to apply, push up bottom'"
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