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Offline mistybear

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Customer Satisfaction Survey
« on: September 14, 2008, 13:49 »
Customer Satisfaction Survey

Military Aircraft Purchases

Your Opinion Matters!

Thank you for purchasing a Boeing military aircraft! In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

Your Contact Information

Title: Mr.   Mrs.   Ms.  Gen.  Comrade  Classified  Other

First Name____________________ Initial____
Last Name_____________________
Latitude______________________ Longitude___________________________
Altitude______________________

Your Purchase
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

   F-14 Tomcat
   F-15 Eagle
   FA/18 Hornet
   F-22 Raptor
   V-22 Osprey
   E-3 AWACS

3. Date of purchase:

Month
Day
Year

4. Serial Number

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

   Received as Gift/Aid Package
   Catalog Showroom
   Sleazy Arms Broker
   Mail Order
   Discount Store
   Government Surplus
   Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the Boeing product you have just purchased:

   Heard loud noise, looked up
   Store Display
   Espionage
   Recommended by friend/relative/ally
   Political lobbying by Manufacturer
   Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this Boeing product:

   Style/Appearance
   Kickback/Bribe
   Recommended by salesperson
   Speed/Maneuverability
   Comfort/Convenience
   Boeing Reputation
   Advanced Weapons Systems
   Price/Value
   Back-Room Politics
   Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

   North America
   Central/South America
   Aircraft Carrier
   Europe
   Middle East_Africa
   Asia/Far East
   Misc. Third-World Countries
   Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product              Own   Intend
to
purchase

Color TV       
DVD Player       
ICBM       
Killer Satellite       
iPhone       
Air-to-Air Missiles       
Space Shuttle       
Home Computer       
Nuclear Weapon    
   
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:

      Communist/Socialist
      Terrorist
      Crazed (Islamic)
      Crazed (Other)
      Neutral
      Democratic_Dictatorship
      Corrupt (Latin American)
      Corrupt (Other)
      Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your Boeing product?

      Cash
      Suitcases of Cocaine
      Oil Revenues
      Deficit Spending
      Personal Check
      Credit Card
      Ransom Money
      Traveler's Check

12. What is your current occupation?

Occupation                          You       Your Spouse

Homemaker       
Sales/Marketing       
Revolutionary       
Clerical       
Mercenary       
Tyrant       
Middle Management       
Eccentric Billionaire       
Defense Minister/General       
Retired       
Student    
   
13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest                 You      Your Spouse

Golf       
Boating/Sailing       
Sabotage       
Running/Jogging       
Propaganda/Disinformation       
Destabilizing/Overthrow       
Default on Loans       
Gardening       
Crafts       
Black Market/Smuggling       
Collectibles/Collections       
Watching Sports on TV       
Wines       
Interrogation/Torture       
Household Pets       
Crushing Rebellions       
Espionage/Reconnaissance       
Fashion Clothing       
Border Disputes       
Mutually Assured Destruction      

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Boeing serve you better in the future—including mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: Boeing CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
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Offline Rik

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Re: Customer Satisfaction Survey
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 15:45 »
The worrying thing, MB, is that it's believable. :)
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Offline mistybear

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Re: Customer Satisfaction Survey
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 15:52 »
I suppose that's why it's so funny.  ;D
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Re: Customer Satisfaction Survey
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 18:09 »
 :thumbs:
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Re: Customer Satisfaction Survey
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2008, 18:16 »
Not just believable - probably true!


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