Customer Satisfaction Survey
Military Aircraft Purchases
Your Opinion Matters!
Thank you for purchasing a Boeing military aircraft! In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
Your Contact Information
Title: Mr. Mrs. Ms. Gen. Comrade Classified Other
First Name____________________ Initial____
Last Name_____________________
Latitude______________________ Longitude___________________________
Altitude______________________
Your Purchase
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
FA/18 Hornet
F-22 Raptor
V-22 Osprey
E-3 AWACS
3. Date of purchase:
Month
Day
Year
4. Serial Number
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
Received as Gift/Aid Package
Catalog Showroom
Sleazy Arms Broker
Mail Order
Discount Store
Government Surplus
Classified
6. Please check how you became aware of the Boeing product you have just purchased:
Heard loud noise, looked up
Store Display
Espionage
Recommended by friend/relative/ally
Political lobbying by Manufacturer
Was attacked by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this Boeing product:
Style/Appearance
Kickback/Bribe
Recommended by salesperson
Speed/Maneuverability
Comfort/Convenience
Boeing Reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Price/Value
Back-Room Politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
North America
Central/South America
Aircraft Carrier
Europe
Middle East_Africa
Asia/Far East
Misc. Third-World Countries
Classified
9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:
Product Own Intend
to
purchase
Color TV
DVD Player
ICBM
Killer Satellite
iPhone
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:
Communist/Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed (Islamic)
Crazed (Other)
Neutral
Democratic_Dictatorship
Corrupt (Latin American)
Corrupt (Other)
Primitive/Tribal
11. How did you pay for your Boeing product?
Cash
Suitcases of Cocaine
Oil Revenues
Deficit Spending
Personal Check
Credit Card
Ransom Money
Traveler's Check
12. What is your current occupation?
Occupation You Your Spouse
Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student
13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Boeing serve you better in the future—including mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: Boeing CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
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