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Offline Simon

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Blind Skydiver
« on: September 16, 2008, 19:32 »
A blind man was describing his favorite sport of skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that everything was done for him. “I am placed in the door and told when to jump,” he said. “My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”

“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.

“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground,” he answered.

“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was asked.

He quickly answered, “The dog’s lead goes slack.”  :)x
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Offline mistybear

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Re: Blind Skydiver
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 05:55 »
      ':|      :laugh:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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