I'm not convinced about that article... no one here is seemingly worrying.
What really happened last week...http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
The LHC is expected to become the world's largest and highest energy penile accelerator ever assembled. Expected to penetrate new areas, the LHC will produce high speed, head-on collisions between beams of yonic and phallic particles.