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Offline Clive

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More banks in trouble!
« on: September 30, 2008, 21:38 »
Following the earlier announcements regarding the plight of the Japanese banking industry and, in particular, the folding of Origami Bank, it was revealed today that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
 

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Re: More banks in trouble!
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 22:14 »
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Re: More banks in trouble!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2008, 00:43 »
 :groan:
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Re: More banks in trouble!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 10:07 »
I'll see your :groan: and raise you, Gill. :groan:
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Re: More banks in trouble!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 15:39 »
 :haha:  I win.   ;D


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