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Offline Clive

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Little Roller Skates
« on: October 27, 2008, 20:59 »
A cat died and  went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You
have been a good cat  all these years. Anything you want is yours for the
asking." 
The cat  thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a
farm and slept  on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow
to sleep on."
God said, "Say  no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days  later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went
to Heaven  together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
that He made to  the cat.
The mice said,  "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats,
dogs, and even people  with brooms! If we could just have some little
roller skates, we would not  have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful  little roller
skates.
About a week  later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
asleep on her  fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
everything okay? How  have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat  replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my
life. The  pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you
have been sending  over are delicious!"

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Re: Little Roller Skates
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 23:57 »
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Re: Little Roller Skates
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2008, 05:15 »
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