It is our pleasure to annouce that Stalinux, the compulsory and free operating system for the working class, will be available very soon.Bourgeois vices such as freedom to choose among many different versions are no longer a problem! All workers will be provided with the same and non-customizable version of Stalinux, featuring the well-known Wall of China Firewall and the search tool Goolag. Members of the Kominterm, due to their special needs, will use a modified version with the tools "denounce" (also known as "kill -9") and "purge" (formerly, "killall").
They'll have to catch me first!