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Offline Serenity

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Frog
« on: November 22, 2008, 11:43 »
A  blonde is passing her local pet shop and sees in the window a  box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:    'SEX  FROGS'  Only  £20 each !!  Comes with complete  instructions for use 

The girl  excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her.  She whispers  softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'

As the man  carefully puts the frog into a box , he  quietly says to her, 'Just follow the  instructions!'

The blonde nods, picks up  the box and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she  closes the door to her flat, she opens the instructions  and reads them very carefully  She does EXACTLY what is  specified:

1.  Take a  shower
2.  Splash on some  nice perfume
3.  Slip into a very  sexy nightgown
4.  Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,
    And allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do

She then quickly  gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING  happens!

The blonde is very  disappointed and quite upset at this point. 
She re-reads  the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,   
'If you have any problems or  questions ...  Please call the pet shop  immediately .'

So, she phones the pet shop.  The man says,   ' I'll be right over '

Within  minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.  The blonde welcomes  him in and says,  'Look 'ere, I've done everything it says  in the instructions but this stupid frog just SITS  there!'

The man . . .  Looking very concerned, picks up  the frog, stares straight into its eyes and says  very STERNLY:   

'LISTEN TO ME!!   I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE  TIME... '    :devil:

   
 
 

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Re: Frog
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 11:45 »
 :rofl:

Why didn't I think of that. :)
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Re: Frog
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 12:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Frog
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2008, 12:05 »
:lol:
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Re: Frog
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 09:17 »
 :lol:
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can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Frog
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2008, 21:33 »
 :clap: :thumbs:


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