I received this in my work email, so I don't know the source.
...it's the dog s**t that I find hard to swallow......
...my toilet seat is cracked, where do I stand?
...50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy......
...our toilet seat is broken in half, and is now in three pieces.....
...I wish to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6 o'clock his cock wakes me up and it is all getting too much for me......
...the man next door has a large erection in his back garden, and it is unsightly and dangerous......
...I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night......
...so please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife....
...I have had the building inspector down on the floor six times now and still have not received any satisfaction...
...this is to let you know that our toilet seat is broken and we can't get BBC2...
...our kitchen floor is damp and we have two children and would like to have a third so please send someone round to do something about it...
...I am writing to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage....
Topic: Letters Received at Council Offices (Read 747 times)