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Offline Simon

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« on: December 31, 2008, 13:27 »
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman...

"Is this your dog, Sir?"

"Yes," I replied.

"I'm afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike."

I said, "That's rubbish, my dog doesn't have a bike!"
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Re: Dog
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 15:12 »
Boom boom. ;D

Got the Tommy Cooper jokebook for Chrissie, Simon? ;)
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Re: Dog
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 15:51 »
Please don't give him ideas Rik  >:(
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Re: Dog
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 16:52 »
Too late, sorry Clive.  :devil:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 17:53 »
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Re: Dog
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 18:01 »
Sob sob.   :bawl:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 18:15 »
 :thumbs: :thumbs:

My wife opened the door in her drssing gown today...............................................


Funny place to have a door  ;D
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Offline Simon

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Re: Dog
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 18:51 »
Useful, though.  :devil:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 18:53 »
Knew you would latch on Simon  :D
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Re: Dog
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2008, 20:38 »
I've always had a thing about knockers.  :leer:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2008, 20:42 »
Ive had a hand in a few letterboxes myself........not keen on widescreen though  ;)
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Re: Dog
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2008, 21:30 »
This could easily descend into knob jokes, so I'll leave it...  :devil:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2008, 21:38 »
Very wise
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Re: Dog
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2009, 03:49 »
Quote from: Simon on December 31, 2008, 21:30
This could easily descend into knob jokes, so I'll leave it...  :devil:

I would if I were you, you don't want to come unhinged.  :blush:
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Re: Dog
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2009, 10:00 »
Too late for that!   :crazy:
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