Topic: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG

[mistybear]

                                                           SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG

1. You say 'mate' constantly

2. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over £3 for a pint.

3. Anyone not from London is a 'w**ker'

4. Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern w**ker'

5. You have no idea where the North is.

6. You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it.

7. The countryside makes you nervous

8. Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker.

9. American tourists no longer annoy you.

10. You talk in postcodes. "God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day"

11. You can't remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in the city.

12. You didn't realise that 'Paddington Green' is REAL.

[Simon]

Love all of those, MB, but I hope you're not planning a visit to the UK any time soon! 

[mistybear]

I'm trying to insult as many countries as I can, as I don't wish to be seen as racist. 
And no I won't be visiting the UK, been there, done that. And though there were many places I absolutely loved, I'm glad I'm home. And I'll be even gladder when I return mother to her home, and mine can go back to being a place where I can relax. 

[sam]

glad there isn't one about Birmingham, I bet I'd tick the boxes if there was one!

[Serenity]

I'd love to see how Wales would fair.. innit!   

[Camstop]

I'd love to see how Wales would fair.. innit!  

A Cardiff one could be arranged Sen    

[David]

  ':| And I live in the dam place 

[Reno]

Are you saying American tourists make you nervous?