Topic: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIVERPOOL TOO LONG

[mistybear]

                                                       SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIVERPOOL TOO LONG

1. You have an urge to steal.

2. You think Brookside is a 'glamorous' soap.

3. You think Hollyoaks is 'posh'.

4. You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are.

5. You often wonder why so many Scousers leave Liverpool and never come back.

6. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.

7. You start to cry when you hear 'Ferry cross the Mersey'.

8. You think that Albert Dock is 'for the tourists'. What tourists?

9. You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humour.

10. You often wonder why you don't hear of many Scouse comedians any more

[David]

You start to cry when you hear 'Ferry cross the Mersey'.

They are all great MB.....is there one for Australia ?

[mistybear]

What, insult my own country......... 



Maybe when I get back, I'll be away a few days. (Hopefully, only a few days)

[David]

Dont be too long MB..

[mistybear]

I'm sure you can cope without me for a few days. (btw, I love your pussy)     Bet you don't hear that too often. (or, maybe you do......) 

[Simon]

[David]

'm sure you can cope without me for a few days. (btw, I love your pussy) 

    Im saying nought 

[Simon]

Not going to return the compliment, David? 

[David]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo  I want to live 

[Clive]

 

[Rik]

That's where a kilt comes in handy, Clive. 

[Clive]

 

[mistybear]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo  I want to live 

    Don't you like my pussies, David?   

[David]

  The thought sends me MB 

[mistybear]

Let me know when you get back, David.