Topic: Game of footy?

[Simon]

 

[Rik]

It would be off putting, wouldn't it. For the footballer too.

[Simon]

The cat's shouting "OFFSIDE!!" 

[Rik]

You mean it understands the rule? 

[Simon]

Someone has to! 

[Rik]

Though not usually the players or officials.

[Baz]

my son would love that.

not wanting to upset any one here but he has this theory that you can easily kick a pigeon. tried to show me once,not by actually kicking one but when we were at a local shopping centre where lots of pigeons flap around your feet looking for scraps of pasty chips etc. you can just walk through them and they just strut away, dont fly just walk. so he says 'see, you could easy kick one,they're stupid' and I think hes right 

[Simon]

I wouldn't be so sure.  They mostly seem to be able to escape cars coming towards them at 30 mph, at the last second, so, apart from an unfortunate few, perhaps they're not as dumb as you think. 

[Baz]

well he's convinced its possible. we must have dumber pigeons up here Simon


I'll let you know if its possible 

[Rik]

Just make sure no-one's filming, Baz.

[Baz]

Just make sure no-one's filming, Baz.

true.....could cause some bother