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Offline David

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How To Make A Woman Happy
« on: February 06, 2009, 00:53 »
How to make a woman HAPPY ? It's really not difficult at all...
To make a woman happy!! a man only needs to be :


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes.

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Make love to him on a regular basis at least once a week? starting Friday and ending the following Thursday........
2. Leave him in peace to enjoy his horseracing........
3. Feed him well……………….

Definitely a WOMANS World..........


I make no apology for sharing this with this and our brothers in the other bar  ;D

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 07:22 »
:lol:
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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 08:45 »
How true!  ;D

Offline Camstop

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 09:36 »
And they still ain't happy  ;D

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 11:23 »
 ??? Bugga that.. just buy one for half an hour  :o:

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 11:30 »
 :thumbs: :laugh:

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 11:52 »
:pmsl:
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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 12:02 »
 :thumbs: :thumbs: Your a gent sir  ;)

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 12:06 »
Don't you believe it, David, women need much much more than that list. :)
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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 12:32 »
I know........................... :-X

Offline Sandra

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 13:10 »
You guys had better believe it  ;D

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2009, 13:23 »
We do, we do. :)
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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2009, 14:31 »
As he said we do we do.......honest  :devil:

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2009, 16:22 »
I think Sandra is toying with us, 10999 posts and then she goes offline...  :)
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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2009, 16:33 »
I bet you are a blast at Bingo...... ;)


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