Topic: Cowboy

[Simon]

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age.

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren...
































...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. 

[Rik]

He was later recovered from low earth orbit by the Shuttle.

[Simon]

Does that mean he shuttled off this mortal coil?

[Rik]