Topic: A cry for help!

[Serenity]

Barry Joseph telephoned his doctor and began shouting hysterically down the line.

“Help me doctor I.m desperate, what on earth shall I do? My 5 year old son David has just swallowed a condom.”

 “Don’t worry, I’ll be right over.”

Just as the doctor was leaving the office, the phone rang. It was Barry again. He said  ”Don’t worry doctor, I found another one.” 

[Clive]

 

[Simon]

 

[Rik]

This chewing gum tastes rubbery.