Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Scouse girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Scouse girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Scouse girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Scouse quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Scouse kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a Scouse boy and an Scouse girl?
A. A Scouse girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Fathers day
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