Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.
Husband says ' Oh for f * ck's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'
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M Husband asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else.
He said he wanted to come back as a pig.
I said, 'You're not f * cking listening'
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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.
I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and f * cks off.
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Today an Abbo was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.
Redfern police said it's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen.
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Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos.
She asks what are they made of..
The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair.
The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99.
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Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.
She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you b*****d'.
He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'F * ck off it'll be too
painful', Now who's laughing'
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