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Offline Simon

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In Hospital
« on: April 04, 2009, 20:53 »
A big-shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?"

After a pause, the doctor replied, "Yes, but never with a daffodil!"
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Re: In Hospital
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 22:37 »
Shades of Carry on Matron.   ;D

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Re: In Hospital
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 10:43 »
 :thumbs: :thumbs:   :laugh:

And thats how I got my name  ;D

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Re: In Hospital
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 08:33 »
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Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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