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Offline mistybear

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To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« on: April 20, 2009, 11:34 »
                                                           To live 98 years and have NO enemies.

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.

‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ‘I outlived the bitches.’
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 11:48 »
Never under estimate the old 'uns!  ;D
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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 17:12 »

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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 21:06 »
I thought I'd seen it before, but MB has been away for a bit, so I thought I'd humour her.  ;)
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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 07:09 »
 :oops:  :sorry:   Maybe I should read everything that I've missed......  :bawl:
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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 07:49 »
Don't worry, I expect Clive would have posted it again in a week or so anyway! :)x
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Re: To live 98 years and have NO enemies.
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 08:48 »
I doubt that I will take that long!   ;D


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