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Offline Simon

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Pharmacists
« on: April 23, 2009, 23:44 »
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and £1,500 a month living expenses."
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Offline GillE

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Re: Pharmacists
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 00:17 »
:)


I thought the punchline would be something like:

When she returned, she said, "Here's my sister.  I'm already married"

There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

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Re: Pharmacists
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 09:37 »
 :haha:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

Offline Clive

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Re: Pharmacists
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 10:32 »
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Offline captainhaddock

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Re: Pharmacists
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 07:01 »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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