Did you hear about the fire in the three storey flats in Bradford, England ?
An east European family of six lived on the first floor. They all perished in the fire.
A Pakistani family of eight lived on the second floor. They also perished.
A white couple lived on the third floor. They survived.
Local Muslim society demanded to know why the whites survived when the others didn't.
The fire brigade said the answer was simple: the white couple were at work when the fire broke out.