Young English couple get married,& onthe wedding night they are stopping with the brides momma & poppa above the pizzaria in Naples
The couple adjourn to bed,within seconds the bride is back,
'Momma he is taking his cloths off'
'You are married,now go back to your husband'
Off she goes,& comes back shouting
'Momma he wants me to take my cloths off'
'You are married, now go back to your husband'
Back upstairs she goes,to find her husband naked on the bed,except for his socks,she tells him he might as well take them off as well,as he does so she notices he has a club foot,she goes running downstairs sreaming
'Momma,Momma he only has a foot & a half,
Momma says
'You stay here my princess,this is a job for Momma'
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