Topic: Geoffrey The Aboriginal:

[Serenity]

 
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbour's. He also invited Geoffrey, the
only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in
the backyard of his mansion.
 
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, and eating Prawns,
oysters and BBQ. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft
man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
who has the balls to jump in.'
 
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey in the pool!
 
Geoffrey was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Geoffrey was jabbing the
croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of s**t,
like head butts and choke-holds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping
the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
 
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Geoffrey and the croc
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let
it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
 
Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Geoffrey, I reckon owe you a
million dollars.'
 
Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey.
 
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something, you won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?'
 
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Geoffrey.
 
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?'
 
Again Geoffrey said 'No.'
 
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Geoffrey, then what do you want?'
 

Geoffrey said, 'I want the name of the b*****d who pushed me in the pool! 

[Simon]

[Rik]

I understand his feelings. 

[mistybear]