Topic: Slam

[Clive]

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and
to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private
parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a
gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If
you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

[Rik]

I might just steal that.

[mistybear]

 

[Simon]