FREE! YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little b*****d. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
Half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
FOR SALE - Small herd of COWS - NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell Hotpoint washer/drier £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once, by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set - Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything.
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