Topic: Things Men Say

[mistybear]

New shoes?   

[Clive]

He will have a hidden agenda!   

[mistybear]

At times, it isn't that hidden. 

[Clive]

   It's something we guys have to live with.   

[mistybear]

I bought a nice comfy pair of mens cords the other day and made comment at how deep the pockets were.

I was informed that it comes in handy (excuse the pun) when one needs to readjust the pool table, without being obvious.

Unlike F off (Flintoff) the other day, when he was caught on camera, chalking the cue, in his trackie daks.   ':|

[Clive]

   Love the terminology you use down under MB.   

[mistybear]

If you thought my puns were bad...... 


I'm glad you understand it, Clive.   

[Clive]

I can read you like a book MB.   It must be your tatoos.   

[Rik]

Stop flicking through her pages, Clive.

[Clive]

  

[mistybear]

I can read you like a book MB.   It must be your tatoos.   

You peeking again?   Thought I felt a draft....... 

Stop flicking through her pages, Clive.

Clive can lick, sorry, flick through my pages any day.      

[Rik]

 

[Clive]

     Poor Sam is in need of love and attention right now.  In fact I suspect there is a lot of standing to attention!   

[Camstop]

   Poor Sam is in need of love and attention right now.  In fact I suspect there is a lot of standing to attention!  

You offering Clive?  


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[David]

Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."