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Offline Clive

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How get to Heaven from Ireland
« on: August 09, 2009, 22:21 »
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
 
 I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
 
 'NO!' the children answered.
 
 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
 
 Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
 
 ' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
 
 Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.
 
 I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
 
 A six year-old boy shouted out " YUV GOTTA BE FuKN' DEAD.........."

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Re: How get to Heaven from Ireland
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 22:54 »
It might help.................... :thumbs: like it Clive  :laugh:

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Re: How get to Heaven from Ireland
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 23:06 »
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Re: How get to Heaven from Ireland
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 23:25 »
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Re: How get to Heaven from Ireland
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 10:38 »
Out of the mouths of babes. ;D
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Re: How get to Heaven from Ireland
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 11:22 »
 :lol2:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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