Topic: Guts or balls?

[Clive]

We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed and amused, some definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

[mistybear]

 

[David]

 

[Simon]