Upon arriving home, a husband is met at the door by his sobbing young wife.
The pharmacist insulted me terribly this morning on the phone" she said. "I had to wait ages for him to even answer and then he was so rude!".
Within minutes the said pharmacist is confronted by the angry husband.
"Now just wait a minute, listen to my side of it" the chemist says.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I slept in.
Missing breakfast, I hurried out to the car only to realise that I'd locked the house with both the house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
Then, driving too fast, I got a speeding ticket..... just before I got a flat tyre.
"When I finally got to the store, there was a whole bunch of irritated people waiting and yet even as I tried to get through them, the phone was ringing off the hook.
Then, just after I was picking up some pills I had spilt on the floor I hit my head on the cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a shelf with a bunch perfume bottles on it.
Meanwhile the phone is still ringing with no let-up and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife.
She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
"And believe me, mister, all I did was tell her.
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