Several men are in the locker room of a golf club... A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models... I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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