Topic: Two Women Talking In Heaven

[David]

1st woman:      Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman:     Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman:      I froze to death

2nd woman:    How horrible!

1st woman:     It wasn't so bad. After I stopped  shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:    I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:    So, what happened?

2nd woman:    I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over
the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:    Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

[Simon]