Topic: Funny but True!

[chorleydave]

An chap who goes in my local pub is about six foot two and at least twenty stone.  This morning, a van pulled up in his street and a group of "student types" started knocking on all the house doors.  Eventually, they reached his door.  He opened it to be greeted by:

"We are collected unwanted clothes for the starving in Africa".

His reply:

"They can't be that starving if they'll fit in my clothes".

 

[Simon]

 

[David]