Topic: Crackpots

[Serenity]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
faces.

The Coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector...


'First body: An Italian, 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress -
hence the enormous smile.


Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning - hence the smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one, Pat Murphy, from
Ireland , 30, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


Coroner says, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.' 

[Rik]

 

There's a variation on that, but it would have to go into the DZ.

[Simon]